My computer died. It happens quite a bit actually. It needs to be formatted and Windows needs to be reinstalled every month, or it gets bored. Last night it got bored and till I fix it, there wont be a comic. So till then we’ll have some fun with site statistics.
The site started on May 12 2008, and till today (24 Aug) there have been about 6,216 visitors. A puny number, but one which I consider a good beginning.
After the home page, the maximum number of visits is for: How Society Creates Mass Murderers.
But these are not the fun facts. The real funny thing is what people have searched to get to Fly, You Fools! These are some of the search queries people have searched for:
- India tv aliens cows
- Anal india
- Is a fallen apple alive in any way
- Samuel jackson viking movie?
- Retail store sucks
- Comic anal
- Fuck stories about pain and pleasure
- What is the hierarchy of the animal king
- “their high horses” peta
- Alien anal comics
- Article on fast food killing us
- Constipation comic
- Commercial wash basins
- Funny behavior of indians
- Funny mass murderers
- Funny software to reduce frustration
- Funny terrorist questions
- Good music to play at a retail store
- Hit mosquitoe killer consumed by human beings can kill them
- Horrible indian classical music
- Moral bandits
- How do you spell “extension chords”
- Life as a north indian in bangalore
- Meaning of sweeping and killing cockcroach in a dream?
- Saas bahu aur saazish 5 july 2008
- Seeing a dead lizard+indian
- Scientifically proved hidden questions
- Alien fuck comics
- In delhi what food people are taking
- Fly you fools t shirt
- Pulp fiction unanswered questions
- Indian mass murderers
- “killing lizards” fun
And the best one of all – Dying goat from eating apples
Think about it… someone dreamt of sweeping and killing cockroaches at night. Then woke up disturbed, then Googled it, then landed on this comic strip! What a journey. Wonder if his/her question was answered…
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:O What?! You don’t use a Mac?! Seriously?
Dhut! Been just a day or two that your computer’s been down, and I am already missing your pseudo-quasi-humour! Damn, time to get addicted something more reliable!
@Val: Given the choice between using a Mac and having acid poured over my freshly amputated limbs… I’ll choose the Mac. But only because it’s less painful. Choosing between Windows and Mac. Well Windows it is. It’s like choosing between a regular bike and one with training wheels. On a regular bike you have the risk of falling down… but you also get to do shit. Did I mention PCs are cheaper too?
@RD: Dont quit now
I’ll send you another hit by mail. Just to keep your addiction going. Quiting is for losers…
For me the most relevant query was :
“In delhi what food people are taking”
After having moved to Gurgaon two months back from Calcutta and eaten more butter than I have in my life as a result of having to
live on take-outs I have often asked my self: ” what kind of food are the people in delhi… er… taking”
Also, as soon as i read that yr comp’s crashed I knew someone is gonna come up with the *gasp*-you-don’t-use-a-mac diatribe.
I’m so clever,na?
@Hades: You’re so clever they should redirect the wikipedia page for CLEVER to your website’s About section. I guess you use a PC? It’s risky though.. as you might well know, Macs dont crash, they dont get infected with viruses and the personal feces of a Mac user smells like freshly cut violets.
Hehehehehehhehehe….
I like the last bit! Am off to the Apple Store for a Mac. Hopefully, then my girlfriend will stop complaining about the smell in the bathroom! 
Why not gift her an iPod too… Think of all the money saved from not buying room fresheners.
Anyway, enough of this Mac bashing. Google Analytics tell me a substantial number of Mac users visit this site. Dont want them to hate me…
Ha ha,yes, I know macs are manna from heaven and I’m almost not being sarcastic when I say that.
I just dont get how everyone starts behaving like Veronica Lodge when they get one.(This has no reference to Val, btw. I have some personal experience in this regard)
Arre, even I know a mac’s better than a stinking PC but it’s too expensive, baba. As simple as that.
No 1 – india tv aliens cows
is how I got here
The night before I’d seen this insane ‘breaking news’ on India TV about how Cows in worldwide were being kidnapped by UFOs and I was wondering if anyone had uploaded a video of it!
@Abhiroop: I got a mail with screenshots of that most excellent journalistic event. Can it be safely said then that you discovered this comic through alien help?
No, it is my concern for the hapless bovines that you owe my visit to
Nevertheless, I shall keep an eye on things here.
Heh, I switched to linux after re-installing windows tons of times
But I rarely recommend it to others since a lot have a hard time adjusting.
LOL at those search phrases. “indian mass murderers”
Ifyou have a PC keyboard and monitor all you need is a Mac Mini.
That’s not expensive, and you get what you pay for!