It’s been nearly an year since I published the last Statistics report for flyyoufools.com and the results for this year are:

• GREAT for the traffic increase,
• HUGE for the increase in the number of subscribers, and
• EXTREMELY HORNY USERS for the keywords searched.

In the last year, the site got ~250,000 pageviews from 166 countries (Top 3 – India, USA, UK). The top sources for traffic were:

1. Stumbleupon (Mainly because of Strange Advertising Slogans)
2. Google (Searches on the keywords mentioned below)
3. Direct Traffic (When people go to flyyoufools.com directly)
4. SavitaBhabhi.com (That’s right, they linked me in their “Press” section!)
5. Remains of the Desi (Another article on S Bhabhi)
6. Gmail, Indianpad, Reddit, Digg come after that. Twitter is at #10.

The strange advertising slogans comic got submitted on Digg and hit the front page, but as usually happens, someone linked directly to the image so all those visits didn’t really register. And anyway the Digg crowd (being the FAIL mongering retard ass rapers they are) did not like it much.

As is obvious Savita Bhabhi remains popular. In case you haven’t heard of SB, it’s an Indian porn-toon site and is Not Safe For Work. Go home and check it, if you have to. There have been protests against it, so obviously the news channels did their bit of khulasaing and very happily showed the images on TV (after semi-blurring the objectionable bits – which is 90% of the site).

Apparantly, the latest SB episode has a Amitabh Bacchhan lookalike, and Karan Johar wants to sue the creators of SB. Wait, what?

But all these insights pale in front of the following raw data! This is a dump of the stuff people searched in Google and landed on the site. Starting from most popular, going down.

I present to you, the depravity of the Indian Youth:

savita bhabi
savita bhabhi
savita
fly you fools   <== Reasonable
savitabhabhi
indian sex comics
www.savita bhabi.com
flyyoufools   <== Reasonable
savita bhabhi comics
savita bhabhi story
savitabhabi
savita bhabhi comic
savita bhabhi sex stories
dying goat from eating apples <== WTF!!
indian bhabhi
indian porn comics
savita bhabi.com
savita bhabhi sex
flyyoufools.com   <== Reasonable
indian bhabi
garam bhabhi <== WTF!
sex with bhabhi
sawita bhabhi
savita bhabhi fly you fools
savitha bhabi
indian comic sex
sex slave comics <== WTF!
savita bhabhi sex comics
savita bhabi comics
savita bhabie
savita bhabhi stories
savita bhabhi sex story
indian news channels
savita babhi
aamsutra
anal comics <== WTF!
savitha bhabhi
uncle sex <== WTF! <== WTF!
indian comics   <== Reasonable
savita bhabhi hindi
savita bhabhi hindi comics
indian webcomics   <== Very Reasonable
bhabi sex
savita bhabi sex
savitha bhabhi sex stories
indian porn comic
indian web comic
indian webcomic
indian adult comics
saad akhtar <== WTF! No wait…  Reasonable
bhabhi sex
the times of bullshit
saveeta bhabi
savita bhabhi .com
sex comics indian
savitha bhabhi pornographic comic -site:feedfury.com
sex with bhabi
funny indian comic
nudism
www.flyyoufools.com <== WTF! Dude! You’re googling the URL??
www.savita bhabi .com
indian sex stories savita bhabhi
indian comic porn
sex with uncle (South Park, Anyone? <= Link to youtube)
mary jane ki ek packet
indian bhabhi sex
indian porn
porn comics
dark knight overrated <== FTW!
fly fools
sex slave comic
horny monkey
pulp fiction
savita bhabhi boobs
funny unanswered questions   <== Reasonable
free indian sex comics
indian advertising slogans   <== Reasonable
indian sex slave
to kill a mockingbird comic strip   <== Reasonable
anal comic   <== In Soviet Russia, Anus Mocks You!
comics like savita bhabhi
famous unanswered questions   <== Reasonable
indian ad slogans   <== Reasonable
funny taglines   <== Reasonable
horny comics
indian bhabhi porn
indian news channel   <== Reasonable
indian nudists
fucking savita bhabhi
india sex comics
indian bhabi sex
indian sex savita
indian sex savita bhabhi
indian taglines
advertising slogans in india
agony uncle
comic savita bhabhi
You’re still actually reading this shit?
india tv funny news
pakistan denial
recession comics
similar to savita bhabhi
aam sex   <== WTF!
advertising taglines
agony sex
bhabhi aur devar   <== WTF
fire exit plan
india tv breaking news
shit art   <== WTF
life questions to think about
sex monkey   <== WTF
anti constipation medicine
food terrorism
reality show host
samsung slogan
fast food is killing us
fly you fools designers must kill   <== WTF
flyyoufools mac pc
fools fly
indian suck
indian toon porn
indian you porn
is fast food killing us
making of rock on movie
monkey sex
philosophers friends on gtalk
small penis comic
suicidal loser
constipation medicine india
define relief
devar bhabhi sex stories   <== WTF
mindless cattle
nudist comics
rock band films

The site started on May 12 2008, and till today (24 Aug) there have been about 6,216 visitors.  A puny number, but one which I consider a good beginning.

After the home page, the maximum number of visits is for: How Society Creates Mass Murderers.

But these are not the fun facts. The real funny thing is what people have searched to get to Fly, You Fools!  These are some of the search queries people have searched for:

1. India tv aliens cows
2. Anal india
3. Is a fallen apple alive in any way
4. Samuel jackson viking movie?
5. Retail store sucks
6. Comic anal
7. Fuck stories about pain and pleasure
8. What is the hierarchy of the animal king
9. “their high horses” peta
10. Alien anal comics
11. Article on fast food killing us
12. Constipation comic
13. Commercial wash basins
14. Funny behavior of indians
15. Funny mass murderers
16. Funny software to reduce frustration
17. Funny terrorist questions
18. Good music to play at a retail store
19. Hit mosquitoe killer consumed by human beings can kill them
20. Horrible indian classical music
21. Moral bandits
22. How do you spell “extension chords”
23. Life as a north indian in bangalore
24. Meaning of sweeping and killing cockcroach in a dream?
25. Saas bahu aur saazish 5 july 2008
26. Seeing a dead lizard+indian
27. Scientifically proved hidden questions
28. Alien fuck comics
29. In delhi what food people are taking
30. Fly you fools t shirt
31. Pulp fiction unanswered questions
32. Indian mass murderers
33. “killing lizards” fun

And the best one of all – Dying goat from eating apples

Think about it… someone dreamt of sweeping and killing cockroaches at night. Then woke up disturbed, then Googled it, then landed on this comic strip! What a journey. Wonder if his/her question was answered…